Sometimes It's As Easy As . . .

. . . step one, step two, step three times the diameter of your big toe, plus the number of square inches that comprise Alaska, divided by the square root of a hair root, minus a cockatoo.

Figuring out how to build a website on your own is like that. Exactly. And I'm allergic to feathers.

A nice man at the web hosting company I'm using called literally a minute-and-a-half after I signed on asking if I needed assistance. At the time I didn't because all I did was sign up, I wasn't even in the building mode. Besides, I haven't read the 1462-page easy set-up manual yet.

I hate liars.