Way Off Perfumery

I have this for sale on ebay.

Please do not lambaste me for buying dead skin. At the time I felt leather was necessary to prevent ROAD RASH in the event I dropped my motorcycle. I'm in the market for one of those funky, lumpy vinyl jobbers with elbow pads and breast plates. Gawd, they're ugly.

So, yeah, it ain't perfume and it's me selling something again.

Get over it.