Zinziba A Lush Naturally Scented Handmade Soap with Activated Zombie Repellent
Whipped up on no particular day for no particular reason other than the love of the art of soap making, and the desire for something minty on the old apothecary shelves, comes Zinziba, a delightful burst of chilly dew-dipped frothiness ~ organic spearmint and wild verbena oils mingle and marry to create a lovely cool and honey-ed scent -- spearmint is calming and cooling, great for relaxing in the tub after a long stressful day; wild verbena is special in so many ways ~ not only is it great for skin in helping to calm rashes, scratches, stings and insect bites, it also has been used as a wash after handling corpses (I know, not much of a selling point, is it?) ~ but! That's where the zombies come in -- or don't come in, actually. The wash is used to protect from the spirits of the corpses or bad mojo or -- well, whatever it's meant to repel after you've handled a corpse, AND it' serves as a protection from crocodiles, lightning, and dogs, a more likely scenario there. After using Zinziba, you may walk freely through hordes of ravenous zombies without threat of mutilation, crazily ride your bicycle through a pack of pit bulls and receive nary a woof or a glance, dance upon the backs of crocodiles lying lazily in the lagoon and never suffer a prick of a tooth, and last but not least, you don't have to dodge those pesky lightning bolts anymore! How's that?!
Aside from all the mumbo-jumbo up there, Zinziba smells divine! Fresh and cooling and deliciously nose tingling.
Made with: Organic extra virgin olive oil; organic refined coconut oil; organic spearmint oil; wild harvested wild verbena oil, water, sodium hydroxide, coconut milk, organic rose petal dust, organic calendula dust.
2.5 - 2.7 oz (70 - 76 grams)
Get it at The Scented Djinn's Etsy Apothecary