Sooooo not having anything to do with perfumery, natural or otherwise, but a commentary on English as a second language.
This is how my son's Princess Chicken from the Chinese food restaurant up the street looked when it arrived. Without thinking, as is his usual MO, my husband pulls it from the bag and asked, "Who's eating the carton of prick?"
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